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November 2022

Emchap's Shit from the Internet 11/20/22 🍠
I spent most of last night wandering around drunk at the zoo, joining seemingly everyone else in Portland in doing so.
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Emchap's Shit from the Internet 11/16/22 🍠
I have been in a rank mood lately for some real reasons and some “brain’s haunted” ones, but my boyfriend pointed out that he bought me a SAD lamp last…
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Emchap's Shit from the Internet 11/9/22 🍠
I am sending this entirely to make sure that the newsletter goes out tonight.
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Emchap's Shit from the Internet 11/2/22 🍠
I have been on Twitter off and on (mostly on) since 2007, when I was in high school.
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October 2022

Emchap's Shit from the Internet 10/26/22 🍠
I am spending the week in Palm Springs, where I am enjoying being drunk near a pool like it is my job.
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Emchap's Shit from the Internet 10/23/22 🍠
On Saturday, I took rare advantage of my remote employment status to fly down to Palm Springs and spend the week in a rental house with a group of folks…
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Emchap's Shit from the Internet 10/19/22 🍠
We’re two thirds through October, and the temperatures are finally beginning to drop in Portland.
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Emchap's Shit from the Internet 10/12/22 🍠
I hired someone to come clean my house today, and when she left the house was the cleanest it has been in months.
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Emchap attempts to do Fall Activities
In a desperate attempt to summon a fall that does not involve highs in the mid-80s, this morning my boyfriend and I met up with some of his friends on…
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Emchap's Shit from the Internet 10/5/22 🍠
My boyfriend and I spent the weekend in scenic Tacoma, the Newark of Seattle.
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September 2022

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