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I have spent the last few weeks handling a loved one’s surprise chronic illness diagnosis, which has been exciting, for a value of “exciting” that means…

Dec 8, 2022

November 2022

I spent most of last night wandering around drunk at the zoo, joining seemingly everyone else in Portland in doing so. (We arrived 10 minutes after the…

Nov 20, 2022

I have been in a rank mood lately for some real reasons and some “brain’s haunted” ones, but my boyfriend pointed out that he bought me a SAD lamp last…

Nov 17, 2022

I am sending this entirely to make sure that the newsletter goes out tonight. I am in New York for work. There are no links.

Nov 10, 2022

I have been on Twitter off and on (mostly on) since 2007, when I was in high school. When I started using the stupid thing, you texted your updates to…

Nov 3, 2022

October 2022

I am spending the week in Palm Springs, where I am enjoying being drunk near a pool like it is my job. (I am also, during the day, doing my actual job…

Oct 27, 2022

On Saturday, I took rare advantage of my remote employment status to fly down to Palm Springs and spend the week in a rental house with a group of folks…

Oct 24, 2022

We’re two thirds through October, and the temperatures are finally beginning to drop in Portland. To even it out, fire season is still carrying on…

Oct 20, 2022

I hired someone to come clean my house today, and when she left the house was the cleanest it has been in months. It’s not even like I don’t clean my…

Oct 13, 2022

In a desperate attempt to summon a fall that does not involve highs in the mid-80s, this morning my boyfriend and I met up with some of his friends on…

Oct 10, 2022

My boyfriend and I spent the weekend in scenic Tacoma, the Newark of Seattle. We were there to attend the My Chemical Romance reunion show, which was…

Oct 6, 2022

September 2022

I am back from Hawaii, where I attended my friend’s beautiful wedding and ate just an obscene amount of tremendous udon. It was wonderful, but did make…

Sep 29, 2022

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