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Aug 2

I am on vacation this week, which is a weird experience in the time of COVID. I don’t own a car and—though I do know how to drive—I haven’t driven in f…

Jul 30

I’ve started running out of shit to watch on Netflix that isn’t Spooky Germans in the Dark and Clinical Depression the Cartoon Horse reruns. So, when I…

Jul 23

Since I don’t go anywhere anymore, I’ve had less time that lends itself to podcast listening, an activity I previously indulged in on the bus. I’ve bee…

Jul 16

First thing’s first: I’ve moved from Tinyletter to Substack like an adult finally (after months of hemming and hawing, it took literally five minutes, …

Jul 9

Y'all I am running on goddamn fumes this week. I made a joke about upping my antidepressants in an all-team meeting today and it did not land because o…

Jul 2

In a very 2020 twist of fate, I learned this morning that several of my colleagues (including the one who broke up with me in the middle of a pandemic)…

Jun 25

I am fresh off of my first therapy appointment since quarantine started, which was weird in the way video therapy is weird, and nice in the way therapy…

Jun 18

Though obviously no time is a good time to be dumped, I would have to describe "during the middle of a pandemic/possibly a fundamental change in how ou…

Jun 11

Over the weekend, presumably as a physical manifestation of my blood cortisol levels, my gums became inflamed around one of my back molars. (Sexy and f…

Jun 4

I have had a small but good victory in this last week, and it is making a loaf of bread that turned out just tremendously well. Tender and soft like wo…

May 28

Last week was the season finale of Survivor (yes, it's still on; yes it's amazing that they just had their 40th season), which I watched with my Surviv…

May 21

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