Today was long and awful in ways that several of my lovely friends have already been texted about, but it did at least end with a thorough mopping of my house, which is my favorite Wednesday night activity. It hardly feels like you’re doing much and then you look down and your…
My toxic trait is that I am forever freezing leftovers on the assumption that I will eat them during a week I don’t want to cook, despite ample evidence…
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Portland is at the tail end of what I believe is its longest-ever heatwave. I live in a condo built for a different climate, with no A/C. I’ve tried a…
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It is so tremendously, horribly hot in Portland this week. My house was built in 1906 and has no A/C, and I was reminiscing with my boyfriend last night…
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This week’s newsletter is pretty short, as I have spent the last two days constantly drinking and eating (and occasionally doing Business Tasks) with my…
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I have spent the last few days in Palm Springs, hanging out at a friend’s condo and doing very little aside from napping and chatting and eating little…
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We’ve gone back into the 80s and 90s here, which like, it’s summer, I get it, but I had forgotten somehow how sluggish and dumb and slow it makes me…
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I am back in town after a long weekend spent noodling around the coast on the 101, which was mostly enjoyable and also a reminder that I do in fact have…
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