Earlier this week, my credit card was stolen by the Dark Web TM. (I assume Experian just gave the number to someone with good energy.) I learned that this had happened because my bank sent me a nice note to ask if I had by any chance intended to purchase $456.36 of clothing from Fashion Nova at midnight my local time. It will shock you to know that I had, in fact, not purchased $456.36 of clothing from Fashion Nova at midnight my local time, not least of all because I was asleep and have never bought anything from Fashion Nova because I am too old to own clothing that is that flammable/ruched/
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