Last week I found myself at 5pm, in a very hot house with a very heavy, stupid box, assembling a cat tree. I realized (as I unscrewed sisal-wrapped column from a carpeted piece of plywood for probably the fifth time, sweat dripping into my eyes) that this is the closest I’m likely to come to the sitcom experience of assembling a kid’s bike on Christmas Eve, unless some long-held opinions change pretty dramatically in the next few years. As I realized that attempt number six was still incorrect, I decided that that’s probably
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Last week I found myself at 5pm, in a very hot house with a very heavy, stupid box, assembling a cat tree. I realized (as I unscrewed sisal-wrapped column from a carpeted piece of plywood for probably the fifth time, sweat dripping into my eyes) that this is the closest I’m likely to come to the sitcom experience of assembling a kid’s bike on Christmas Eve, unless some long-held opinions change pretty dramatically in the next few years. As I realized that attempt number six was still incorrect, I decided that that’s probably
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