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Emchap Has Feelings About the Passing of Time 01/31/21 🍠
Before sitting down to write this, I was reading an article about pandemic anniversaries—the idea that as the month winds down, we’re beginning to…
Jan 31, 2021 • 
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Emchap Reviews a Comedy Special 06/6/21 🍠
In addition to buying a house last week, I and every other sad online person I know watched Bo Burnham’s new special, filmed during (and focusing on…
Jun 6, 2021 • 
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Emchap Pulled Out Her Hair 02/14/21 🍠
I found myself on Friday night in a just truly shitty mood, having hit a very intense mental quaranwall that left me crying on the couch due to…
Feb 14, 2021 • 
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Emchap Pulled Out Her Hair 02/14/21 🍠
Emchap's Social Web 06/20/21 🍠
Having moved across the country twice and spent basically two thirds of my life online at this point, I enjoy playing a game with my IRL friends in…
Jun 20, 2021 • 
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Emchap Watches TV 1/17/21 🍠
I have a lot of feelings about Bob's Burgers
Jan 17, 2021 • 
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Emchap Writes a Thing 8/30/20 🍠
As I’ve mentioned a few times in the newsletter, my latest quarantine hobby has been getting into personal finance shit, both because of work stress and…
Aug 30, 2020 • 
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Emchap's Shit from the Internet 05/23/21 🍠
For the first time in a very long time, yesterday I went out to get drinks with a friend at a place that was not my front porch.
May 23, 2021 • 
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Emchap's Shit from the Internet 02/13/22 🍠
I sometimes joke that the reason that I got my cat was in order to have another animal to blame apartment noises on.
Feb 13, 2022 • 
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Emchap's Shit from the Internet 07/31/22 🍠
Portland is at the tail end of what I believe is its longest-ever heatwave.
Aug 1, 2022 • 
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Emchap Writes About Music 04/10/22 🍠
I’ve been spending a lot of this week listening to Kacey Musgraves.
Apr 10, 2022 • 
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Emchap's Shit from the Internet 04/24/22 🍠
I have been putting off having my wisdom teeth removed for approximately 17 years at this point.
Apr 24, 2022 • 
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Emchap's Shit from the Internet 04/24/22 🍠
Emchap attempts to do Fall Activities
In a desperate attempt to summon a fall that does not involve highs in the mid-80s, this morning my boyfriend and I met up with some of his friends on…
Oct 10, 2022 • 
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