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Before sitting down to write this, I was reading an article about pandemic anniversaries—the idea that as the month winds down, we’re beginning to…

Jan 31, 2021

I found myself on Friday night in a just truly shitty mood, having hit a very intense mental quaranwall that left me crying on the couch due to…

Feb 14, 2021

In addition to buying a house last week, I and every other sad online person I know watched Bo Burnham’s new special, filmed during (and focusing on…

Jun 6, 2021

As I’ve mentioned a few times in the newsletter, my latest quarantine hobby has been getting into personal finance shit, both because of work stress and…

Aug 30, 2020

I have a lot of feelings about Bob's Burgers

Jan 17, 2021

Having moved across the country twice and spent basically two thirds of my life online at this point, I enjoy playing a game with my IRL friends in…

Jun 20, 2021

And yet you participate in internet. Curious!

Jan 3, 2021

For the first time in a very long time, yesterday I went out to get drinks with a friend at a place that was not my front porch. We truly did it up: we…

May 23, 2021

I sometimes joke that the reason that I got my cat was in order to have another animal to blame apartment noises on. (The truth is just that I was…

Feb 13

Portland is at the tail end of what I believe is its longest-ever heatwave. I live in a condo built for a different climate, with no A/C. I’ve tried a…

Aug 1

I’ve been spending a lot of this week listening to Kacey Musgraves. I think for most country fans she came onto their radar from “Follow Your Arrow” in…

Apr 10

I have been putting off having my wisdom teeth removed for approximately 17 years at this point. I don’t even have a good reason—I had dental insurance…

Apr 24

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