Emchap's Shit from the Internet 10/23/19 🍠
This is going to be a short newsletter because I am on a balcony in Cancun and I love y'all but not nearly as much as I enjoy staring out at the ocean while very slightly pretending to work. It is very beautiful here and I am sweaty and gross and very pleased to be with my coworkers who I like. Things are good and I am so completely content about this job.
Shit to read
Always here for grim pregnancy content.
Also Westboro Baptist defection content.
So weird how someone worked at all my jobs.
This made me cry!!!
True.
If you would like to read something that will make you angry at American healthcare slash software, read this.
This made me cry EVEN MORE.
Shit to drink
Fly to Mexico to an oddly-named couples resort with 94 of your coworkers.
Swim in the pool.
Get out to pee approximately 15 times because you're on a new medication that makes that happen but are also drinking a "'working' in Mexico with people you like" amount.
Into the ocean with you.
Out of the ocean with you when it tries to drown you just a lil bit.
After a group wander, find a still-staffed bar. Order a diet coke.
Wonder if this is a country where coke light has laxatives. Roll the dice on it.
Find a hot tub with kind of broken jets and a mosquito population to match.
Drink your diet coke while your coworker attempts (eventually successfully, if ill-advisedly) pet a coati, an animal you did not know existed a week ago and would now die for while still acknowledging that they probably hate you.
Back away when the petting begins.
When the coati's family begins to mass in response, beat a hasty retreat.
Shit to listen to
The coati man from the previous story just introduced me to the existence of this thing, so, enjoy that. I have not listened to it.
Shit to buy
A few nights here. It rules.