I spent most of last night wandering around drunk at the zoo, joining seemingly everyone else in Portland in doing so. (We arrived 10 minutes after the event started, and the line to get in the door snaked all the way down the hill by the zoo, nearly onto the road which you exit…
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I have been in a rank mood lately for some real reasons and some “brain’s haunted” ones, but my boyfriend pointed out that he bought me a SAD lamp last…
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I am sending this entirely to make sure that the newsletter goes out tonight. I am in New York for work. There are no links.
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I have been on Twitter off and on (mostly on) since 2007, when I was in high school. When I started using the stupid thing, you texted your updates to…
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I am spending the week in Palm Springs, where I am enjoying being drunk near a pool like it is my job. (I am also, during the day, doing my actual job…
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On Saturday, I took rare advantage of my remote employment status to fly down to Palm Springs and spend the week in a rental house with a group of folks…
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We’re two thirds through October, and the temperatures are finally beginning to drop in Portland. To even it out, fire season is still carrying on…
I hired someone to come clean my house today, and when she left the house was the cleanest it has been in months. It’s not even like I don’t clean my…
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